My friend I went to happy hour this past Friday. A man, around about his early 40’s walked up and sat next to us at the bar. I heard him slam his credit card down on the bar and then throw his car keys down. I turned around and said to him
I feel like you’re trying to get our attention
He kinda laughed it off, I turned back and continued the conversation with my friend. By the looks of the guy, his erratic movements and mumblings – I was thinking he was handicapped or drunk as shit OR quite possibly a combination of the two……and it was only 6PM.
This man then dramatically grabs his car keys so we would look at him and says
Tiger Woods drives a Cadillac
My friend and I look at each other and try to contain our laughter, just in case he really is handicapped, because that would be rude to laugh at him…..right?
He says something to me that sounds something like
You should put my number in your phone
I give him a blank stare and think to myself – how about hell no.
Long story short…he writes his info on a napkin. Now my friends, I share this with you: