Sorry for the Headbutt
04Jun09
Now, please continue the cunnilingus.
Picture it: Warm bodies, dim lights, 1500 600 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets, red wine in crystal glasses Bacardi and diet coke in red plastic cups. He goes down and for some reason, something happens, he comes up abruptly. As a thank you for his contribution, he ends up with a gash above his right eye from a headbutt. Like a trooper, he carries on.
My Bad.
Filed under: I don't usually headbutt guys that lick the cooter, true story, you don't really need a reason to drink a rum and diet coke | 5 Comments
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Lol was he bleeding?! Omg I would’ve DIED laughing and the mood…well there’s nothing sexy about my gut wrenching laughs. It would have been a wrap!
LMAO, yes there was a bit of blood.
I once got a bloody nose whilst going down. Of course, I still finished what I had started.
CTFU!!! Poor guy… You’ll have to tell me who this is later!
Wow, as a much-practiced cunnilinguist, I’ve often experienced a sore and swollen tongue from prolonged sessions, and the occasional swelling on the sides of my head from a woman wrapping her legs around it a bit too tightly, but this is the first I’ve heard of actual blood being drawn from the licker! It’s apparently become a dangerous job, but damn the risk, I’m still going on in!
— Sam (@CunnilingusGuy on Twitter)