Speed Dating: Part Deux (potentially)

30Mar09

There’s another speed dating event coming up in April. Now, I’m a skeptic about these types of things, yet vaguely optimistic. 25 – 4 minute-ish dates in about 2 hours. Somewhat different than the last 8 – 5 minute dates, and this time it’s FREE!I’m only going to go if BK goes with me though. [...]

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Missed Connections – The Social Experiment

29Mar09

Back in November when my obsession with craigslist was beginning, I decided that I wanted to see if the missed connection crap really worked or if all the bullshit was just that…bullshit. Do people really read and respond? Point is, every where I went I had my eye out for someone that I could conjure [...]

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The Italian Stallion

28Mar09

This stood out to me because he describes himself as being blessed and cursed “at da same tyme“. He’s obviously bragging on his goods, but I’m DYING to know how he will respond sooooo, I have to “jus ask” him:

sometime’s its a blessing, sometime’s its a curse
*aside* – “sometimes” has an apostrophe [...]

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Cell Phone outgoing Voice Mail Messages

27Mar09

For many people the cell phone is the only form of communication as we’ve opted to decline land lines to save money. It’s legitimate – I mean why the hell not, long distance is included, we can text, email, browse the interwebz…so on and so forth. I call cell phones almost every day, sometimes [...]

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Bang Bang in my Dryer

27Mar09

Normally I put a load of clothes in the dryer before I turn in for the night so I have a clean pair of underwear in the morning to slide over my butt cheeks after I shower and because the dryer is on the way to my bedroom. Well, the other day, I go through [...]

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Thought O’ the Day

24Mar09

The right thing to do is usually the hardest.

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To twit or not to twit….

23Mar09

Because I twitter, does that make me a twit? Well, I web log, so by default, that makes me a blogger. I my-space -> that makes me a my-spacer? If I have nuts on my chin….

 
Wrong direction……

Back to twitting -> So I was asked today if I was a twitter, yes I twit. Why do [...]

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More from Craigslist

22Mar09

Which one of these photos is not like the other……

Change outfit and background (that screams creativity) add random body part to mix it up (proves diversity) and VOILA!!!!!!!!!!

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Sorry Ladies…

21Mar09

Mr. Aphrodisiac has informed me *via text* that he is leaving the country. Duty calls – he must go to Japan. Unfortunately, I didn’t get a going away nudie picture to entice me to his doorstep to say goodbye.
*sigh*
Fair Winds and Following Seas Mr. Aphrodisiac

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Fun with Telemarketers: Part Deux

21Mar09

Again a telemarketer calls me – I love when they call and I have some drink in me:
Esq has documented the events from her P.O.V.
Me: Helluh?
Esq: silence. takes a sip of wine, looks at the TV, chews some lumpia YUM! another sip of wine.
Me: WHAT ABOUT MY CELL PHONE?! WOULD I GET A NEW CELL [...]

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