Archive for November, 2008
My missed connections
It never fails, when I’m ready you’re not and when you’re ready, I’m not. It’s been the one constant in my life. He wanted me, but I wasn’t ready or willing for whatever reason, then I wanted him but he wasn’t ready or willing…..and/or vice versa. I think that’s happened in every relationship. I must [...]
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The Naked Man
Supposedly this will work 2 out of 3 times. Hmmmm, I guess I was that 3rd time (LUCKY ME) because it certainly didn’t work on me.Another story that happened a few years back which is now fresh in my memory thanks to an episode of “How I met your mother“:
A friend from work and I [...]
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Happy Spanksgiving
I think Mr. Sweet Dance moves has some serious competition as evidenced by last nights festivities. Mr. Sweet Dance Moves Senior was breaking it down. If you ever see me, please ask me to demonstrate. It’s quite a seductive dance. Seductive enough to make a grown woman pass out from sheer excitement. Imagine Jack Black [...]
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A few years back I was in Hooters with some co-workers. We were seated at one of the nice glossy wooden tables. Unfortunately it lacked silverware – this will be important in just a moment – wait for it. So, we order, chit chat, and the food comes. Hey, no silverware! One of my counterparts [...]
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Beauty and the Geek
Where I fit into the “Beauty and the Geek” remains to be seen.
Digression.
My new approach: looks and snazzy attire aren’t everything. Through every experience I’ve had the more a man cares about how he looks, the better he smells and the more name brands he has, the worse he treats me. It’s like Murphy’s [...]
Filed under: geeky boys are my style, just because they drink fruity drinks doesn't mean they're gay | 2 Comments
It is so funny to me when I read a profile and its all about how much someone has and how they are the BEST person you will EVER meet in your entire life. If they are the BEST person in the world, why are they single and on a dating site? Why hasn’t anyone [...]
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I heart Craigslist
I am obsessed, completely obsessed with Craigslist “Missed Connections”. I check every day multiple times searching for that someone who didn’t have the balls to approach me in person. I read it with nervous anticipation, at the edge of my seat even. It’s quite amusing. When one of the posts comes remotely close to something [...]
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Dating….Oh Noes…pt 2
As with everything else, this can be good or bad. Maybe bad, but I can find the good and even humor in it so that being said…..It was GREAT for 30 days. Then it switched…but for a bit I was getting the opening the car door and closing it after he made sure I was [...]
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Title matters not … Look at my writing. Judge me by content, do you?
UGH – why am I such a dork.
Once again, I digress. I digress alot, its a natural chain of digression.
Why is it an inherent law of the universe that the one I like never likes me back and the one I like [...]
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